You, too, can be like Scooter

I was watching a DVD the other day and noticed something a little disturbing about this warning:

If I illegally reproduce a DVD, I can be serve up to 5 years in prison and pay a fine of $250,000. Isn't that the same fine Scooter Libby paid for his treasonous acts?

It's good to know I'd be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

I gotta vacuum. Oprah is on telling me to de-clutter my house.